First day in office, it was "Thanksgiving Potluck". What a nice way to start my assignment here! At the end of the treat, my client managers were left with a question mark on their face: "Praveen eats so much, then how come he is not fat?". I convinced them that they'll come to know the answer in the coming days :)
2 Project Parties, 2 birthday treats, 2 Fungama celebrations, 3 movies: Rocket Singh, Avataar, 3 Idiots.
Never before this in my life have I watched any movie within the first week of its release. And look, here I am watching movies back-to-back every weekend. Am I turning into a spoilt kid?
Apart from the parties, treats, celebrations and fun I am having, life has really been topsy-turvy since I have landed here. I have changed from an Indian to a "conversion machine".
Here in US, right is actually "right" while on road or anywhere else walking. If I am walking in office, being an Indian I always have a tendency to restrict myself to the left side, so as to give way to the person coming from front. After getting too many gazes in the first week, I realized that I have to be on the RIGHT to give way to the person coming in front. So, I started practising. I started telling myself "Be on Right", "Be on Right". My mind used to shift on right but my body still on the left and I again bump into the person coming from the front. "Oops! I am so sorry" is what I am left with. After this happened many times, should I practise "How to stay on the right?" or "How to say SORRY?" Anyways, I am getting comfortable to the US ways of walking. They say "Old habits die hard", so how can they expect me to starting walking on the "right" one fine morning when I have been on the "left" all these 25 years?
It is a general tendency to start calculating the conversions into "units" that we are comfortable with when we are put into a completely different metric system. It's hard to come out of the comfort zone, you see.
What's the temperature today?
Around 42.
अब्बे दिमाग घूम गया है क्या? बहार दाँत कट-कटा रहे हैं, तू बोलता है 42?
It is Fahrenheit dear.
Ah! couldn't you tell earlier?
Convert to centigrades!
I got onto a weighing machine. It displayed 171. What?
"Aye, this machine is crap, इससे अच्छी machines तो हमारे यहाँ railway station पर लगी होती हैं| एक तो आपका वजन बताती हैं और ऊपर से आपका भविष्य भी, मुफ्त! Do I look like 170 from any angle? Hunh!".
Its in pounds buddy.
Convert to kg!
So, I am put to test every now and then that reminds me of "Kya aap paanchvi paas se tez hain?" I realized that I am not :(
Ha! I am revising the basic mathematics now ...
Converting Fahrenheit to Celcius: C = (F - 32) X 5 / 9
Converting miles to kilometeres: 1 mile = 1.6 km (approx)
Converting feet and inches to metres and centimetres: 1m = 3.3 ft (approx)
Converting pounds and ounces to kilograms and grams: 1 kg = 2.2 lb (approx)
Converting gallons into litres: 1 gallon = 1.8 litres (approx)
And above all, Dollars (USD) to Rupees (INR) :)
Grr... can't they use SI units everywhere?
The dates are written in "MM/DD/YYYY" format as against our Indian format "DD/MM/YYYY". To avoid the confusions, I prefer "DD-Mon-YYYY".
Not to forget, before calling home, I need to convert the local time according to the time zone to make sure I am not waking up someone sleeping. But this one is simplest. Straight addition/subtraction because it is quite strange that people here tell time in terms of hours:minutes:seconds only.
Strange are the ways of life!
किसने सोचा था कि यहाँ आकर मुझे ये सब सीखना पड़ेगा?